Do Do you remember back in middle school When my trunks fell down At the pool Everyone laughed Except for you You just let me hold you In my bedroom
Or freshman year when Julie Midnight Dumped me because of my overbite I cried all night All over you You didn't seem to mind My tears or my drool
I could always hold you tight (My favorite pillow) So soft, so cool on your other side (My favorite pillow)
In my eyes You've been nothing but classy But everybody's saying You're nasty Full of fungus, It can't be true Laden with bacteria No, not you
But the thing That really did mean end; I learned your full of dust mite excrements And those dead skin cells May be mine But knowing what's in you, I can't sleep at night
We've been through both thick and thin (Because you're a pillow) It's hard to say this is the end (My favorite pillow) It's not me, it's definitely you (I'll get a new pillow) You're a body fluid sponge, And we're through (I'm getting a new you)