Rhett and Link - Clown Shark | Текст песни

• Тексты песен
• Rhett and Link
• Clown Shark

Original music video: youtu.be/mBALsWwxPf0
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Ever since I was a boy,
I've been afraid of clowns.
Their horrifying faces
Never failed to bring me down.
The only thing more scary
Are sharks deep in the sea.
I couldn't touch a swimming pool,
'til I was twenty three.
Still every night I thank
Each of the stars up in the sky.
There's no such thing as clown sharks
Out there to make me cry.
A world without that nightmare
Is a world, where I can be
Happy and relaxed
In an endless state of peace.

CLOWN SHARK!
I'm real!
I'm here!
I'm worse than you feared.
I can juggle five balls
And then swallow a deer.
I'm coming for you from the hell depths beneath,
I've got pancake makeup
And razor-sharp teeth.
I use big clown shoes
To chase you on land,
I crush cars with my jaws
And my giant fun hands.

Oh no, please tell me that this is a trick.

Do I look like I'm joking?
Just pray you die quick.

Did that really just happen?
It couldn't have been real.
No creature's ever wanted to
Honk horns then eat a seal.
There's no such thing as clown sharks
And those are just the facts.
I'm calming down inside
And I can finally relax.

CLOWN SHARK!
I'm scarier than ever,
It's time for you to panic.
My rainbow wig
Makes me more aerodynamic.
I got big floppy pants
And black eyes in my head.
Here's a funny balloon,
Shaped like you being dead.
I use my sense of smell
To locate you in the park,
Then I drove here in a Miata
Filled with fifteen other sharks.
My jolly red nose
Is smelling blood in the water,
So step right up for
A feeding frenzy
Circus of slaughter!!!

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