I can't believe we've lived to be this old, And somehow we have never seen this hole. A little dent, with a little bit of lint, inside it; Underneath this cotton tee, you've been hiding. It's time that we unwrapped this gift. Let's bring back the male midriff.
It's my belly button. My belly, belly button. I won't pretend like it's nothing, 'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something. Something I want to show to you.
You should call me a seal, 'cause I'm going full naval. I bedazzled it. I made a nugget dip. Taste it! Hold up. Fill the hole up with molten gold. Mold a gold nugget for my charm bracelet. Potting soil. Random seeds. Douglas Fir. Sapling Maple Tree. These are gonna get massive. And absorb a lot of greenhouse gases. The fact is, we're helping the planet's health. Wait. We carbon offset ourselves. So...
We can cruise around in a big SUV, And these tree's allow us to ride separately. Let's continue this conversation, On our inefficient gas-powered phones. Hey, I've got this business idea to drive our vehicles door to door selling my new invention: It's a fully functional "Do-It-Yourself" miniature coal plant, exclusively for children.
It's my belly button. My belly belly button. I won't pretend like it's nothing. 'Cause my belly belly button's really really something. Something I want to show to you.
It's my belly button. My belly belly button. I won't pretend like it's nothing. 'Cause my belly, belly button's really, really something. Something I want to show to you.