Rhett and Link - The dishwasher painter man (part 1) | Текст песни

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Original video: youtu.be/4taEuVCGx44
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If you have a need for somebody to touch up your dishwasher
In a way that requires paint,
Just call this man (What’s his name? – Jerry Stauffer…)
Jerry Stauffer in Canton N.O., Ohio.
(You take over right here, buddy).
He’s got the skills, he’s got the brush (Oh, yeah!),
He knows what he must do to your dishwasher,
When he comes to your house, he’ll break it out,
Start stroking the dishwasher with paint, he’ll make it right
(he’s a dishwasher...).
Stroking the dishwasher with paint…
– Keep goin’!
– I wanna… Is it a dishwasher painterman?
– Yeah, we’re goin’ to chorus (– a chorus!)?
– Yeah, I’ll just keep playing the same chords tho, it’s one of those kinds of songs.
– I’m just gonna keep singing “stroking the dishwasher with paint”.
– Haha, ok.

He’s a dishwasher painterman!
(stroking the dishwasher with paint, stroking the dishwasher with paint, stroking the dishwasher with paint, stroking it, stroking it, stroking it, stroking that dishwasher with paint),
He’s a dishwasher painterman!
(it’s just paint, he likes brush strokes on a dishwasher, yeah… nothing inappropriate about that).

Would you like it in taupe?
Would you like it in mauve?
Would you like it in white, cause that’s (it’s very common) a conservative way to go.
That’s most of the paint noun:
Taupe, mauve and white, taupe, mauve and white (this days!),
Stroking at day, stroking at night on a dishwasher with my paintbrush,
Nothing inappropriate about that.
Wow! Go ahead, you should take back over.
My business is really hurting lately, cause everybody likes stainless steel.
Stainless steel, that’s all I see in the model homes,
And when I’m trying to paint them,
The paint just drips off, drips off,
The paint just drips off the wash machine.
But they’ve got that thing, called brushed steel
(Oooh, and I can brush that steel like a maniac! nobodies business).
So you can get the brushstrokes on the steel, brushstrokes on the steel,
And now I’m stroking the steel.

With my paintbrush. It actually is…
– What would he use? He would use…
– Steel wool?
– Steel wool!
– Yeah, yeah.

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