Rhett and Link - The Flightless Bird Song | Текст песни

• Тексты песен
• Rhett and Link
• The Flightless Bird Song

Original music video: youtu.be/ifw8G0MdYbo
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Here we see the Bearded Cardinal
In his native habitat.

Welcome to the Walmart parking lot!

Coolin' off, beneath the shade
Of a '92 Cadillac.

Could life get any better?

But there's a sad truth
Like a flower that won't blossom —
He'll never do the one thing
That makes being a bird awesome...
Unlike his bird brethren
Traversing the sky
The Bearded Cardinal
Will never fly...

Excuse me, I'm sorry I couldn't help but overhear,
Did you say I can't fly?

Yeah.

You're the Bearded Cardinal, a flightless bird.

You know what?
I'm cool with that.
In fact, I see it as a positive.
I want to sing about it...

I got a big beak,
Feathers on fleek,
I keep cool in the heat
By flapping my vestigial wings.
I'm down to Earth,
In fact, I hate heights.
Who needs working wings
When you're this fly?
I regurgitate meals
Into my kids' mouths.
I never get sucked into a jet
Or hit the side of a house...

Here comes a shopping cart
At a pretty high speed,
If I was a bettin' bird
I'd bet the cart's about to hit me...

Ohhhhhh
It did!
Ohhhhhh
It hurts!
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhhhhhhhhhhh
Ohhh
Ohh
I'm dead.

Oh man, I think he is dead...
He couldn't fly
But he's a pretty good lip syncer.

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