I took her out, It was a Friday night. I Wore Cologne To get the feeling right. We started making out, And she took off my pants, But then I turned on the T.V. And thats about the time she walked away from me. Nobody likes you when your twenty-three. And I should more of missed my T.V. shows What the hell is A.D.D.? My friends say I should act my age, Whats my age again? Whats my age again?
And later on, On the drive home. I called her mom, From a pay phone. I said I was the cops, And your husbands in jail. The state looks down on sodomy, And thats about the time that bitch hung up on me. Nobody likes you when your twenty-three. And I shall more of make these prank phone calls. What the hell is call I.D.? My friends say I should act my age. Whats my age again? Whats my age again?