It's all a show business, kid. These trials - the whole world - all show business. But kid, you're working with a star, the biggest!
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle dazzle 'em Give 'em act with lots of flash in it And the reaction will be passionate Give 'em the old hocus pocus Bead and feather 'em How can they see with sequins in their eyes?
What if your hinges all are rusting? What if, in fact, you're just disgusting ?
Razzle dazzle 'em And they'll never catch wise!
Give 'em the old razzle dazzle Razzle dazzle 'em Back since the days of old Methuselah Everyone loves the big bambooz-a-ler
Give 'em the old three ring circus Stun and stagger 'em When you're in trouble, go into your dance Though you are stiffer than a girder They let ya get away with a murder Razzle dazzle 'em And you've got a romance
Give 'em the old Razzle dazzle
Razzle dazzle 'em Give 'em an act that's unassailable They'll wait a year till you’re available!
Give 'em the old Double whammy Daze and dizzy 'em Show 'em the first rate sorcerer you are
Long as you keep 'em way off balance How can they spot you got no talents?