My name is Rick Sanchez This here's is my grandson Morty Hey! What we've got here is a Cromulon From the Cygnus 5 Expanse So you can forget about nukes and forget about math This head won't go away Until Earth shows them a Newly-written, catchy, original HIT SONG!
The world's time's gonna be fine but Our time's gonna need a little time to stabilise What does that even mean? Hey don't shove me! I didn't! Didn't what?
Oh crap, are you kidding me? Crap! Two dots? Oh god, now there's three of 'em You broke time! Dumbass ass-in-ass asses This is rum-raisin! Jesus Give in to your anger
Hello, Rick Long time no see Unity? Oh boy Sort of used to date Unity has spoken of you All bad I hope Ha-haah! Jesus Christ!
Your father put a hatch in my garage I'm going down there Alien prisoners To cure its space AIDS He's going to eat it The two of you are the fucking worst!
Something's wrong with the microverse battery Teenieverse A miniverse DUMB. NAME. Gaaaaaaaaay! That is pretty gay
Hi Morty I'm an assasin This seems a little shady I buy guns from your grandpa Uuugh Here you go: three thousand flurbos An entire afternoon at Blips and Chiiiiiiiitz
I communicate through what you call Jessica's feet... no, telepathy You saved a mind-reading fart Get out of my head, Fart La la la la la
Time to get schwifty in here Get schwifty? What the hell is that? Shit on the floor I'm Mr. Bulldops Mr. Bulldops?
Uncle Steve Mr. Poopybutthole Cousin Nicky Hey! Frankenstein Sleepy Gary Mr Bureugard Photography Raptor Pencilvester Tinkles Amish Cyborg Reverse Giraffe I have a short neck and legs Hamurai Ghost in a Jar Baby Wizard