Morty, Morty, Morty, Rick, Morty, Morty, Morty, Rick, Morty, Rick, Rick and Morty Scmlangela? Scmlonathan? Summer, Jerry, Beth, Snowball, Ants In My Eyes Johnson Abradolf Lincter, Birdperson, Mr Meeseeks, Albert Eindouche. What? My leg's shot of. Glen's bleeding to death! Someone call his wife and children! They're, they're not robots, Rick, Rick. They're bureaucrats. I don't respect them I'm Scary Terry, bitch Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch Man, he sure says \"Bitch\" a lot! This is just sloppy craftsmanship D'you really think this world is real? A bun between two hod dogs, hot dogs A cat on a leash. You got me on that one Yes! Yes! Slow down! My man! What are you doing here? Why're you dressed like a waiter? Hmm! Screw it. Human Music Yeah, yeah, don't move. I like it Okay, sixty for the resonator And my grandson wants the sex robot Alright uh-oh! Uh-oh? Uh-oh! What is that? Some kind of babe maker My top! My top! My top! Look, look at the tag Marc Jacobs. Marc? Yes! Jacobs? Yes! These are names of the penis? Yes! Wubba lubba dub dub, wubba lubba dub dub Wubba lubba dub dub, wubba lubba dub dub Wubba lubba dub dub, wubba lubba dub dub Blomp bloppa noop noopa noop noop noop Gabba nub nub doo rah kah Dawg Totes malotes Wobba gobba lah pa Wubba lubba dub dub, wubba lubba dub dub It's about to get a whole lot weirder, Morty I mean, look at that thing right there Lumbering around You think you're gonna see that kinda thing at school? No, no, I haven't seen that Let's watch some crazy stuff, yo! A movie about a guy eating shit Dumb piece of human garbage Last Will And Testimeow Ha hah! Hamster In Butt World Weather Microwaves, radios... I think I can't see anything! Baby Legs you're a good detective All Sorts of Things: The Movie, Movie Hey Dad, where's Morty? Busy Spleen Mountain, Bludder Falls, Falls Pirates of The Pancreas? It's really rapey. It's raining blood! Sounds like you're about to say Jacob is your lover No no no no, Jacob is your mother's lover. I watch them dressed as Superman You press this. I'm Mr Meeseeks! Look at meee! You make a request. Two strokes off my golf game Can do! Nailed it Meeseeks fulfist the request. Oooooh! Remember to square your shoulders, Jerry And then it stops existing. He exploded. Trust me; they're fine with it Yeah, looks like payday at Neverland Ranch in here. Zing, heheheheh That guy got it! That's just a random noise it makes (hehehe) every ten second Don't be Rickdiculous, Morty. Stop saying that! It's stupid Can you help me get him back? I told you so ... Oh my God, please, dad, come on! This just in Morty Smith's whereabouts are unknown. What? This right here's gonna do the trick, baby. Koala, rattlesnake, chimpanzee I'm King Flippy Nips. I'm Scroopy Noopers. I'm the Devil. What is my purpose? You pass butter. Oh my God. Yeah, welcome to the club, pal Have you met Gearhead? Have you met my buddy Skropon? Aw Squanchy! Really strange friends. Yo! Whaddup, my glip glops, glip glops? Oh my Gog! I'm a squanchin' here One large phone with extra phones please? Skarlog poppies, flurlow, bloogies Up down, below, turn arounf to the left (Choo choo-shoo choooo) Wubba lubba dub dub, Rick and Morty *BANG!*