Click goes the camera and pop goes the light Bettie Page posing in her fishnet tights Got her eyebrows arched and her bangs cut straight A come hither look that just can’t wait Now momma may not want her boy to see ‘Cause Bettie don’t look how a good girl’s supposed to be But me, I’m sure she’s more than just fine Bettie’s just ahead of her time Searchin’ high and searchin’ low Wonderin’ where that pretty girl did go Man, I looked from here to heaven But ain’t nobody seen her since ‘57
(CHORUS) Bettie Page, where did you go Bettie Page? Doesn’t anybody know? Hey baby, I love you so. Where did you go Bettie Page?
Now she made a trip out to Hollywood Bettie was ready and she was lookin’ so good But things didn’t work out the way she planned The town got hot and Bettie got scammed Ever since then she’s been undercover Though nine million men wanna be her lover I just gotta find her and sing her this song Tell her, “Girl you didn’t do nothing wrong!” Is she in London, Paris or Rome? Or stranded in the jungle so far from home? She could be on an island in the middle of the sea Or hidin’ out with Elvis back in Tennessee (REPEAT CHORUS)
Bettie Page, are you all tied up? Bettie Page should be drinking from a loving cup Hey baby, won’t you please instruct? Where did you go Bettie Page?
Hey Bettie won’t you take my hand? We’ll go dancing to a big swing band Meet my lawyers, slick and fair When they’re done you’ll be a millionaire (REPEAT CHORUS)