Once I thought I had it good Prob'ly Ma misunderstood When God came down from heaven And turned the shit up to eleven Often Annie had it better Maybe I should add a letter To my name, call me Fisaac That way the Devil won't find me Tell my mom to stab me, grab me I wish I had a bit of family Now I've died before I'm five Ronald Reagan's more alive Shold have packed some extra clothes Just a diaper, here I go Down below to show 'em I ain't no one-trick po-ny
Chorus: Dear diary, when I died today it means the tears I fired didn't save me Dear diary, I hear the angels' call, I'll meet the wreckin' ball without you Dear diary, I leave all that I own to you, it's true Dear diary, goodbye, goodbye cruel world
Shit I didn't feed the cat Not too sure what's up with that Mewgenics, Fez upon my head Spanking Monstro till he's dead This game could use an outfit change Maybe I'll extend my range. Just like Oklahoma Put the devil in a coma (coma) The basement just became my stage Who let the Isaac out his cage I'll be singing in the pain Raising Abel spanking Cain Tears down, tears up Don't even need a cup Stuff this pill inside my piehole Shooting bombs outta my eyeholes (eyeholes)
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I'm frightened and cold but I'm told I control my destiny, I die every time, no rewind, don't remind me, I'll never be free