Rihanna:We’ve done the work, we know the system, we have the firepower, and we have each other. You ready? Yeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaah Yeh eh ehh eh eh ehhhhhh We at it again.
Everybody now, hands in the air it’s a stick up, stick up. No funny business or you’ll get lit up, lit up. You touch sky, you gon’ die, at yo’ funeral yo momma gon’ cry, So customers hit the floor, floor, and clerks open cash drawers slow, slow. If you don’ wanna end up dead, you’ll do everything Shy Ronnie says, tell em Ronnie. Shy Ronnie: ….. Rihanna: No one in the back can hear you. Shy Ronnie: …… Rihanna: Shy ronnie, use your outside voice. shy ronnie: ….. Rihanna: We don’ have time for this. Lets Go. Shy ronnie: HaHaaaa!!!!!
Rihanna:So stay on the ground it’s a stick up, stick up. your wallets and jewels we’ll pick up, pick up. Unload the cash, move your ass, we gettin’ money, tell em shy ronnie. Shy ronnie:…. Rihanna: Please, please use you words. Shy ronnie:…. Rihanna: Just imagine that everyone’s naked. Shy ronnie: *stops*
Rihanna: Uh-oh, boner alert! He really pictured them naked. why did I think you could do this? Ronnie, hostage on the move! *BANG* He shot himself. And why is your gun so small? the police are on de way. Police: (Come out, put your hands up!!) Rihanna: Good luck, shy ronnie. bye-bye.
Shy ronnie (RAP): rock you, motherfuckers and I’m back from the dead, break war with a furnace and I shot my own leg, Don’t think that I’m twisted cuz I’m crazy as S***, I hung a giant ass noose off my giant ass D***!!!!!!
Rihanna: Ey. I forgot dis money, and also dis guy. come on, we’re gonna have sex, too-da-loo.
Shy ronnie: And you could hang from it, cuz you don’t wanna see my real gun, Shots through the sky and yo face down real fun(????) , CRACK!!!!!