[Rihanna:] We are in The Real Jerk I'm speaking patois this is a dancehall song but kids don't get it they have no culture please all they know is Damn Daniel and Dabbing Drake my side piece. No we are not dating Only answer when I need him for his rapping What's My Name Drake? I am from Barbados Roc Nation Is My Label Yeah they hired Rita Ora that bitch still aint had a tour ah Nobody have this many hit song people humping and wearing thongs I said that Taylor Swift is a role model really I'd rather hot her with a bottle Drake get off your ass and dance to the fucking beat [Drake:] Sorry I was just thinking about how I destroyed Meek [Rihanna:] I'm in the club and there's garbage on the floor Everyone in here is high man I want some curry goat with oxtails and some festival Mmm... Oh yeah Ciara's working as the friedcook she's clocking into [Ciara:] work work I am so poor these fries are getting burnt burnt I am so flop [Rihanna:] don't forget my plantains and my dumplings [Ciara:] yes Queen can you tip so I can feed my son? [Rihanna:] Oh nah nah bitch you crazy ask Future for some baby money you suck and you can't book stages honey [Drake:] Rihanna please stop dancing with other guys I thought we were dating I love you baby oh [Rihanna:] Drake you need to chill out mon We got a number one song Now get out me face befo me bust ya bloodcart head in lawd these canadian boys me shoulda stayed in Barbados ya know? [Какие-то чуваки говорят на английском:] Бла, бла, бла.. Конец.