t's deep underground, Past the bedrock, But don't dig straight down! You'll regret that! By now you feel brave, Equipped with ya spade, to roam in these caves.
Not lookin' for gold, This stuff's purple. Or so I've been told, by some people! I'll find a few bricks, When the two of these mix, With a couple of Licks- I mean clicks... I'll be swingin my pick!
This is all the prep that I go through, Even if my tools are just make-do, I'm movin' to the nether, I'm moving to the Nether, I'm moving tooooooo the Nether.
Ten blocks is the magical total, as that's enough to build up my portal! Moving to the Nether, I'm moving to the Nether, I'm moving tooooooo the Nether!
[Lewis]: Welcome to hell! Weather's great here, So pull up a chair, And have a servebeer- I mean cold beer... You can live by the sea, So happy you'll be With your cobblestone treeeee Oh! The neighbours are ripe, and delicious! We ate bacon all night, it's Nutritious, hear all of them squal, with the damage I deal, There's pleanty to steal! [Martyn]: Hack and slash! Gold nuggets? I'm rich! Who cares if we're giving up sunlight? Glowstone's all we need to keep things bright! Down here in the Nether, You'll love it in the Nether, We love it iiinnnnnnnnn the Nether!
Don't expect to see any creepers. That's one of my favourite features! Down here in the Nether, You'll love it in the Nether, We love it iiiiinnnnn then Nether!
[Simon]: You gotta know, You have to fight, Learn to play, there's Mobs but it's not night! A wooden sword won't do it, They're gonna blast right through it, You got a potion? Use itttt! So watch your back, I won't warn you twice! Fight the Ghasts, Ooooh! Make em cry! They shoot the ground around you, Makin holes to fall through, And you're probably gonno, [Martyn]: In the lava again!
Feels like hell the things I've just been through! Won't beleive a word when I tell you. Know what screw the nether! You know what, screw the Nether! You know what? Screeeeeeew the Nether!
Can't beleive I lost my new gear to! Think I'd better come and rejoin you. Know what screw the nether! You know what, screw the Nether! You know what? Screeeeeeew the Nether!
[Lewis]: That's it, I'm sick of this place, It sucks! It's too hot! It never rains! I'm sweating! All my clothes are dirty, and filthy, and on fire! I'm absolutely sick of this place. I miss nature, all the pigs and cows, and the sheep 'n' stuff! I didn't think I'd miss it but I do! Oh my God. How sad. I wish, I wish I could just return to the Normal world again... Bye!