Everybody wants to be a cat, because a cat's the only cat who knows where it's at. Everybody's picking up on the feline beat, 'cause everything else is obsolete.
Now a square with a horn makes you wish you weren't born when he starts to play. With a square in the act, you can set music back to the caveman days.
I've heard some corny birds who tried to sing, but a cat's the only cat who knows how to swing. A purr between two perfect friends may be old hat but everybody wants to be a cat.