[Chorus] Hey Memphis won't you, hey Memphis won't you Hey Memphis won't you kiss me once or twice Make me feel so nice, I'd never run Hey Memphis, I won't do what my big sister does (Hey Memphis, I won't do what my big sister does)
Well, you dated my big sister You took her to a show You went for some candy Along came Jim Dandy And they snuck right out of the door
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Everytime you saw my sister She had somebody new She's mean and she's evil Like that little ol' boll weevil But I won't so the same to you
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Well, you used to pull my pigtails And pinch my turned-up nose But I've been a-growing And baby, it's been showing From my head down to my toes