Jordan-‘Ahhhh Jordan can you wash up, ahh Jordan can you just do something round the house for once’ f*ck off! Rrrr shut up mum I aint doing nuttin round the house Check me out im a proper couch potato no one here can do anything else without my say so uh, I don’t play no games yo gte me a sandwich with a little bit of mayo what im a proper couch potato no one here can do anything else without my say so uh I don’t play no games yo check it out what so to go to the gym I pay 30 quid a month in the last month ive been once I am done I go at half twelve and I leave by one cos I realise that jamming’ on my sofas more fun all I do is watch friends probably the reason why ive not got friends yeah what men the day I move is the day that people say that Rachael’s got pegged yeah I don’t play no games sitting here sipping on some pino gregio yo getting texts of my ex wanting sex bruv parred everyone still she is quite safe though yo what the theme though basically lay-low stay in play halo breaks at my say so what? And if I do go out well im getting cheesy chips on the way home [CHORUS] This is how I want to live my life for all these years to come and I will do it I will do it and if I keep this up then I will end up jobless fat and dumb but I will do it I will do it
Listen up yo I said check me out im a proper couch potato no one here can do anything else without my say so uh I don’t play no games yo get me a sandwich with a little bit of mayo what im a proper couch potato no one can do anything else without my say so uh I don’t play no games yo yeah I leave the sofa looking like my arse cheek yard reeks having let my bath leak since last week Jordan-I cant be bothered to do the rest of this song Harley-oh oh ohhoh ohohohooooh Jordan-cant be f*cked mate harley-do it! Jordan-I cant be arsed harley-your so lazy mate! Jordan-Hahaha, its not my fault I got bet- Harley-do something mate Jordan- I got better things to do Harley- like what? Jordan-f*cking eat. Harley-Eat? You eat about ten minutes ago ,go on do it Jordan-ahhh f*cking hell ahh you know what, I really cant be arsed [CHORUS] This is how I want to live my life for all these years to come and I will do it I will do it and if I keep this up then I will end up jobless fat and dumb but I will do it I will do it Jordan-check me out.