I'm warning men be wise In choosing your girlfriends take my advice There is a lot to lose For much depends on the one you choose You like happiness, comfort in life, unity and a peace loving wife? But that can only be if you observe my philosophy
So if you want to be happy and live a king's life never make a pretty woman your wife If you want to be happy and live a king's life Never make a pretty woman your wife All you gotta do is just as I say Then you would be jolly, merry and gay That's from a logical point of view Always love a woman uglier than you Therefore from a logical point of view Always love a woman uglier than you.
A pretty woman makes her husband look small Ah mean, and very often cause his downfall Soon as she marry there and then she'll start To do the things that would break his heart When you think that she's belonging to you She's calling somebody else dou dou too Therefore from a logical point of view Is best to love a woman uglier than you Therefore from a logical point of view Always love a woman uglier than you.
But if you make an ugly woman your wife, You can be sure you'll be happy in all your life She would never do things in a funny way Or allow the neighbours to have anything to say She wouldn't disregard her husband at all By exhibiting herself to Peter and Paul So from a logical point of view Is best to love a woman uglier than you Therefore from a logical point of view Always love a woman uglier than you.
Well, an ugly woman gives you your meals on time And always try to make you happy in mind At nights when you lay up on your cozy bed She will coax, caress you and scratch your head And like a bird call you nice names as "silver beak", "Toy", "chick" or even "sucrier martinique" So from a logical point of view Is best to love a woman uglier than you Therefore from a logical point of view Always love a woman uglier than you.