Rob Rio - Perfect Woman | Текст песни

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• Rob Rio
• Perfect Woman

WELL, I'VE FOUND THE PERFECT WOMAN, BOYS,

WHO COULD ASK FOR MORE

SHE'S SMART AND PRETTY AND YOUNG AND WITTY; AND OWNS A LIQUOR STORE

SHE ALSO IS MY LANDLADY; DOESN'T CHARGE ME RENT

WELL SHE DON'T CARE IF I LOSE MY HAIR OR WHERE MY MONEY WENT

YEAH, SHE COOKS LIKE BETTY CROCKER

AND SHE DRINKS LIKE OLD DEAN MARTIN

WELL SHE'S GOT MORE GO THAN ROSS PEROT

AND SHE'S BUILT LIKE DOLLY PARTIN

YEAH, SHE'S THE PERFECT WOMAN, BOYS, SHE DON'T CARE IF I SNORE

SHE LETS ME HOLD THE REMOTE CONTROL AND SHE OWNS THAT LIQUOR STORE

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WELL, I'VE FOUND THE PERFECT WOMAN, BOYS, IT'S HER THAT I ADORE

SHE PLAYS GUITARS AND SMOKES CIGARS AND OWNS THAT LIQUOR STORE

SHE ALSO IS MY ATTORNEY, YEAH, SHE KEEPS ME OUT OF JAIL

SHE DON'T GET MAD ABOUT THE FUN I HAVE AND SHE ALWAYS GOES MY BAIL

SHE CLEANS HOUSE LIKE FELIX UNGER SHE CAN DANCE LIKE GINGER ROGERS

SHE LOOKS SO PLEASED WHEN SHE'S GOT SEASON TICKETS TO THE DODGERS

YEAH, SHE'S THE PERFECT WOMAN, BOYS, MY LOVE FOREVER MORE

SHE MAKES GOOD MONEY AND CALLS ME HONEY, AND OWNS THAT LIQUOR STORE

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YEAH, SHE BAKES LIKE SARA LEE AND FIGHTS LIKE BILLY MARTIN

WELL SHE'S GOT MORE BREAD THAN THE GRATEFUL DEAD

SHE'S PUT TOGETHER LIKE DOLLY PARTIN

SHE'S THE PERFECT WOMAN, BOYS, KNOWS ALL THE BASEBALL SCORES

WELL, SHE'S GOT SMARTS AND NEVER FARTS

AND OWNS A CHAIN OF LIQUOR STORES