Rob Scallon & Doug Walker - Superman is Batman | Текст песни

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• Rob Scallon & Doug Walker
• Superman is Batman

Superman: I lost my parents in childhood,
grew up a loner no one understood,
and spent years brooding as an aimless drifter.
But, through the inspiring words of my father,
I'll become a symbol, an icon,
a savior to restore hope to those who have none.

Batman: umm, you mean like batman?

Superman: I traveled the world as a bearded outcast to discover who I am.

Batman: been there done that

Superman: My friends only speak to me in exposition and speeches about how important and unique I am.

Batman: Been there done that

Superman: If you ask my life story, I would tell it to you out of order and disjointed.

Batman: been there done that

Superman: I often have flashbacks out of nowhere about how important my destiny is.

Batman: been there done that

Superman: I wear dark, tight costume

Batman: Ditto

Superman: with a long flowing cape too

Batman: I think we shop at the same store

Superman: I have a wise father figure who isn’t my father at all

Batman: suck my balls

Chorus:
I'm superman
I'm the freaking' man of steal
No one can do what I can
I am the real deal
I'm the most unique super hero that this world's ever seen

Batman: except for me

Superman: I’m mentally depressed and psychologically tortured.

Batman: not special.

Superman: I’ve stared into the vast empty void and have come out scarred yet responsibly stronger.

Batman: same

Superman: I reflect when I'm in my giant, dark, empty fortress.

Batman: sounds familiar

Superman: I want to save people, but under my protection the civilian death toll has tripled

Batman: oops

Superman: I'm an awkward nerd

Batman: No you're not, you're an emo hunk every women wants to sleep with

Superman: Ok, you're right about that

Batman: over here

Superman: I have a bland but independent girlfriend who I still have to save most the time.

Batman: oh you mean like mine!?
Listen up twerp
You can't be who I am
Your a speedy pretty boy I'm the freaking batman
The dark brooding loner is my thing ya see
and Zack Snyder sure aint gonna to take that from me

Second Chorus:
I am Batman
Better then the man of steel
You should know who I am
I'm the OG real deal
I'm the most unique super hero that this worlds has ever seen
so don't steal my thing

Superman: No, I'm superman
I'm the freaking' man of steal
I do whatever I can, way more then the batman will
To save the day, I'll do whatever I can, I've even killed a man!

Batman: Jesus, guy!

Superman: He was going to kill some random people I didn’t know.

Batman: Dude, I didn’t even kill the insane clown who murdered my girlfriend.

Superman: Oh…

Batman: You’re sick.

Superman: No…I’m SUPERMAN!

(Announcer) Coming Summer 2015

The Batman and Superman Movie

Two of the most polar opposite superheroes coming together at last

(B&S) Oh, fuck you, Zack Snyder!

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