You can drop it from the highest building With a grin just let it go Watch it tumble past the windows Hit the pavement down below
And shatter upon impact Coils wires tubes and glass The couch potato jester Becomes a useless harmless mass
Kill your television Go and set your self free Stowe the limitless corporate vision And another's twice told story Grab the ad man by the eye balls Wipe the smile from his face
Kill your TV now And save our human race
Wrap the chains up in your attic 'Round your old trunk in your room Put the TV in that steel chest Seal up the video voice off doom
Find the nearest patch of water Be it river lake or sea Sink your package in the center For the fishes all to see
Kill your television Go and set your self free Stowe the limitless corporate vision And another's twice told story Grab the ad man by the eye balls Wipe the smile from his face
Kill your TV now And save our human race
Or if you own a gun Just stage your own hit and run And make your living room Commercial free
Or take the hatchet from the shed The one with the real sharp edge And exercise your right to privacy
Grab the fire starter fluid From beside the Weber grill Make sure adults are present Put it on TV at will
Add newspaper and old kindling Fire works from last July Do your patriotic duty Live tv free light up the sky
Kill your television Go and set your self free Stowe the limitless corporate vision And another's twice told story Grab the ad man by the eye balls Wipe the smile from his face