Here's a friend I never had He's so good at being bad That's my little doggy dude And these are all the shoes he chewed
He goes walking down the street Biting every one he meets Bark and snap and sniff scratch Show some teeth and than attack
I love my purple ball of fluff I'll flip a switch and turn him off 'Ep, turn him on!
Woof, woof, woof He loves to howl Woof, woof, woof Oh, what a growl! Woof, woof, woof Just watch him play And chase those annoying brats away Ruh?
Fangs that glisten in the sun They make all the children run He's the little toughest little cur A fighting flea bag full of fur
I'll get rid of Sporta-spud Me and my canine bud With my plan that's so darn clever I'll make him live town forever
I love my little robot hound He's the meanest mutt around
Woof, woof, woof He loves to howl Woof, woof, woof Oh, what a growl! Woof, woof, woof Just watch him play And chase those annoying brats away
One more time! Woof, woof, woof He loves to howl Woof, woof, woof Oh, what a growl! Woof, woof, woof Just watch him play And chase those annoying brats away Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!