Here's a friend I never had He's so good at being bad That's my little doggy dude And these are all the shoes he chewed He goes walking down the street Biting everyone he meets Bark, and snap, and sniff, and scratch Show some teeth, and then attack I love my purple ball of fluff I flip a switch and turn him off. Turn him on... (Woof woof woof) He loves to howl (Woof woof woof) Oh, what a growl (Woof woof woof) Just watch him play And chase those annoying brats away. What? Fangs that glisten in the sun They make all the children run He's the toughest little cur A fighting fleabag full of fur I'll get rid of Sporta-spud Me, and my canine bud With my plan that's so darn clever I'll make him leave town forever I love my little robot hound He's the meanest mutt around. (Woof woof woof) He loves to howl (Woof woof woof) Oh, what a growl (Woof woof woof) Just watch him play And chase those annoying brats away. One more time! (Woof woof woof) He loves to howl (Woof woof woof) Oh, what a growl (Woof woof woof) Just watch him play And chase those annoying brats away.