Just because your dyslexic Doesn't mean that your not fake We know you're not that stupid You'll marry someone rich Bet you won't steal his watch When your down by near his crotch That'll explain the itch You were such a lying bitch
I know you hold my suitcase Down in Kensington And you were screwing Ewen When I wasn't in. Did it to me, you'll do it to him Your friends just gave me grief I will make this brief You were such a lousy thief You were such a lousy thief But you were good in bed You were good in bed So good in bed
Now you tell my girlfriend That I'll never change You've been up since Wednesday Don't you find that strange You're ex-boyfriend is deranged You'll tell them down in Browns Haven't been for years It's full of coke & tears Full of coke & tears Full of coke & tears But you were good in bed Good in bed