Oh I'm your new best mate Help me self-medicate Things can all look great Stopped in this town to quench my thirst The bad man got here first Then the bubble burst Who's telling stories
I can't handle sh*t And it's beginning to bore me Just get on with it Kill me or cure me
My love life's gone stiff Don't know who I've been with And I'm gonna take it 'cos they wanna give Can you blame me Don't need to spend my bread People do that for me instead Must be thinking that I'll wake up dead In the morning
I can't handle sh*t And it's beginning to bore me Just get on with it Kill me or cure me
You've got a powerful lawyer Well I've got money for ya I know I appall ya But I f*cked your daughter
I got friends stay up till the end Try to screw me or my girlfriend Until I'm not the latest trend Fetch me butler
I can't handle sh*t And it's beginning to bore me Just get on with it Kill me or cure me
I can't handle sh*t Kill me or cure me I can't handle sh*t Kill me or cure me