Robbie: (american accent) Johnny and Robbie Jonathon: What you talking like that for, you're from Stoke! Robbie: I dunno but I can't stop here pally
Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall Like the seashore clings to the sea Like you'll never get rid of your shadow You'll never get rid of me
Let all the others fight and fuss Whatever happens, we've got us.
[Me and my shadow] We're closer than pages that stick in a book We're closer than ripples that flow in a brook [Strolling down the avenue] Wherever you find him, you'll find me, just look Closer than a miser or the bloodhounds to Liza
Me and my shadow We're closer than smog to all of L.A. We're closer than Ricky to confessing he's gay?? Not a soul can bust this team in two We stick together like glue
And when it's sleeping time That's when we rise We start to swing Our clocks don't chime What a surprise They ring-a-ding-ding! Happy New Year!
[Me and my shadow] And now to repeat what I said at the start They'll need a large crowbar to break us apart We're alone but far from blue
Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar We'll hit a few late spots, and then a few more We'll wind up at Stringy's and maybe ? show Life is gonna be we-wow-whee! For my shadow and me!
Jonathon: Can we do that again Robbie: No, I'm too tired Jonathon: Please Rob Robbie: No, I'm swung out Jonathon: I'll give you some money Robbie: I don't need money Jonathon: What about a cup of tea Robbie: Not thirsty Jonathon: I'll won't tell anyone you're gay. (Both Laugh)
Before we get finished, we'll make the town roar We'll hit all the late spots, and then a few more We'll wind up at Stringy's and maybe ? show Life is gonna be we-wow-whee! For my shadow and me!