Folks here's the story 'bout Minnie the Moocher She was a red-hot hoocie coocher She was the roughest toughest frail But Minnie had a heart as big as a whale
She had a dream about the king of Sweden He gave her things that she was needin' He gave her a home built of gold and steel A diamond car with platinum wheels
He gave her his townhouse and his racing horses Each meal she ate was a dozen courses Had a million dollars worth of nickels and dimes She sat and counted them all a million times