Hey hey here comes no-one Another friend to have a go on And she asks me do I miss her when shes gone And I reply as much as I miss anyone
Oh! Woohoo And I'll be your gay friend 'Cause your marriage never ends Till we fuck and fight again Theres a space between us So jump into my bed Pretend the world is dead And always in my head Is a face between us
Hey lord forgive us if we're wrong Make sure that he never hears this song And she says that I'm the opposite of a hallmark card She asks me how I'm feeling well I don't want to think that hard
Oh! Woohoo! And I'll be your gay friend 'Cause your marriage never ends Till we fuck and fight again Theres a space between us Jump into my bed Pretend the world is dead And always in my head Is a face between us
It's the late show now How does the late show end? Well if God is in, the details Thank God that you're my friend I have a friend again You're my friend again My gay friend
Oh! Woohoo! Erhh So jump into my bed Pretend the world is dead And always in my head Is a face between us And I'll be your gay friend As your marriage never ends Till we fuck and fight again There's a space between us Oh! Woohoo!