The Internet Is For Porn (Avenue Q Broadway Musical Soundtrack)
Kate: The Internet is really really great. Trekkie: For porn. Kate: I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait. Trekkie: For porn. Kate: Huh? There's always some new site, Trekkie: For porn! Kate: I browse all day and night. Trekkie: For porn! Kate: It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light. Trekkie: For porn! Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: The Internet is for porn. Kate: Trekkie! Trekkie: The Internet is for porn. Kate: What are you doing!? Trekkie: Why you think the net was born? Porn, porn, porn!
Kate: Tre-e-ekkie! Trekkie: Oh, hello, Kate Monster. Kate: You are ruining my song! Trekkie: Oh, me sorry, me no mean to. Kate: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so I can finish? Trekkie: Okie Dokie Kate: Good.
Kate: I'm glad we have this new technology, Trekkie: For porn. Kate: Which gives us untold opportunity. Trekkie: For por... oops, sorry. Kate: Right from you own desktop, Trekkie: For... Kate: You can research, browse and shop, Until you've had enough and your ready to stop. Trekkie: For porn! Kate: Trekkie!
Trekkie: The Internet is for porn! Kate: No-o-o... Trekkie: The Internet is for porn! Kate: Trekkie! Trekkie: Me up all night honking me horn To porn, porn, porn!
Kate: That's gross! You're a pervert. Trekkie: Ah, sticks and stones, Kate Monster. Kate: No really, you're a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look At porn on the Internet. Trekkie: Ohhhh? Kate: What?! Trekkie: You have no idea! Ready normal people? Normal People: Readу... Ready... Ready... Trekkie: Let me hear it!
Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn! Princeton: Sorry, Kate. Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn! Princeton: I masturbate! Trekkie: All these guys unzip their flies Trekkie and guys: For porn, porn, porn!
Kate: The Internet is not for porn! Trekkie and guys: Porn, porn, p... Kate: Hold on a second! Now I know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online. Rob: That's correct. Kate: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com. Brian: Sure! Kate: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay. Gary: Yes I do! Kate: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card. Princeton: True! Trekkie: Oh, but, Kate, What you think he do... after? Hmm? Princeton: Yeah. Kate: Eeewwww!
Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn! Kate: Gross! Trekkie and guys: The Internet is for porn! Kate: I hate porn! Trekkie: Grab your dick and double click, Trekkie and guys: For porn, porn, porn! Kate: I hate you, men! Trekkie and guys (harmonizing) Porn, porn, porn, porn! Kate: I'm leaving! Trekkie and guys: Porn, porn, porn, porn, Porn, porn, porn, porn! Kate: I hate the Internet! Trekkie and guys: Porn, porn, porn, porn!
Trekkie: The Internet is for... Trekkie and some: The Internet is for... Trekkie and all: The Internet is for PORN! Trekkie: Yeah!