[One of the slaves have a weapon - raise the alarm!]
Refrain: I wanna be crazy, crazy like Alex Jones And yet have enough gumption, without a presumption, to know what's going on Then I can throw bananas at the global clowns and hear aristocratic moans I wanna be crazy, crazy like Alex Jones
I went looking one day, on the internet, just to see what I could find When I heard this talk show maniac, just proudly speaking his mind It was really wild, but the more I heard, it made a whole lot of sense to me I want to thank you Alex, for opening my eyes and helping the blind to see
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All the talking heads on the TV screen, with an arrogant sofistication Talking about plots that's been going on, around the world and here in the nation They all seem to turn like a pack of wolves, when Alex goes on the air In spite of the facts, they launch their attacks, and I just don't think it's fair