Uisquebaugh Baul, Uisquebaugh Baul High intensity alcohol Exceedingly risky, it's perilous whisky One sip and you'll stumble and fall
Uisquebaugh Baul is four times distilled Some say it cures and some say it kills Take my advice and make out a will Before you try Uisquebaugh Baul
You might try a sip but don't try a second It packs more punch than ever you reckoned You'll spin in the wind like the Corryvrekkan With dangerous Uisquebaugh Baul
Uisquebaugh Baul, Uisquebaugh Baul High intensity alcohol Exceedingly risky, it's perilous whisky One sip and you'll stumble and fall
The island of Islay has numerous wrecks Mostly from flinging it over their necks And now here's a dram that's better than sex Four times Uisquebaugh Baul
This is the stuff to put out your lights It kicks and it bites; it's like kryptonite You can lie on the floor but you have to hold tight For you're spinning with Uisquebaugh Baul
Uisquebaugh Baul, Uisquebaugh Baul High intensity alcohol Exceedingly risky, it's perilous whisky One sip and you'll stumble and fall
One spoonful your heart's beating fast Two spoonfuls you're feeling quite gassed Three spoonfuls you've breathed your last You're in the past - Oh, What a blast Uisquebaugh Baul You'll be on the losing side Too late to run, no place to hide You've passed the point where you know what you're doing Facing the end - the final ruin Cursing poor Jim MacEwan 'Cos you're on the losing side You're on the losing side
Uisquebaugh Baul, Uisquebaugh Baul High Intensity, 17th Century, Savage ferocity, super velocity Wonderful Uisquebaugh Baul!