Bum Like You (Acoustic, Live at The Cherrytree House)
You’re always up to no good Your finger’s in my cookie jar You can have my checkbook visa and my mastercard too Ain’t no price too high for what you do
You could be my dog I could post your bailbonds when cash was tight We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye
Let’s do it right now
My new favorite thing to do Is wastin’ my time on a bum like you My new favorite thing to do Is wastin’ my time on a bum like you
Your car’s a dump and you’re broke But that’s all right I never liked them fancy guys You don’t even look good, god it ain’t right But you’re starry eyed and out of sight
You could fall apart I would post your bailbonds when cash was tight We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye
Let’s do it right now
My new favorite thing to do Is wastin’ my time on a bum like you My new favorite thing to do Is wastin’ my time on you
You’re always up to no good You catch on like a bonfire Every single worn out line is shiny and new I never met a sweeter liar
You could be my king I would knit you mittens and make you pie We could fall in love I could be the apple of your eye
Take the vcr Take the keys to my house The keys to my car I don’t need it no more Cause you gave me the keys to your heart