Rocco La Bête - Shitty Christmas | Текст песни

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Christmas used to be the sh*t,
Now it's just sh*tty.
End of October, all the lights are in the city,
And the Christmas tree's up,
I'm sitting here like, "What the f***,
It used to last about a week,
Now it's a three-month sit-in.

Sick of the same tunes,
Sick of the same cartoons,
Every year like déjà vu,
Christmas special Dr. Who,
Catherine Tate and Only Fools,
Every f***ing afternoon,
Can't we do just something new?
Surely Christmas didn't used to be so...

Boring.
I just can't be arsed with it. It's so...
Boring.
It used to be good, but now it's sh...

I used to go to bed early,
So the morning came quicker.
Now I go to bed late,
And I wake up feeling sicker,
From the drink inside of me,
I'm passing out under the tree.
What would I do if Santa could see me?

Back in the day I'd wait all year to get a stocking full of presents,
But that feeling of gift needing disappeared with adolescence.
It's a shame there's not a way to replicate that excitement,
If I could go back I might, but then again I mightn't.

Ding dong merrily on high,
In heaven the bells are ringing.
Ding dong merrily on high,
We're sick of angels singing.