Dr. Everett v. Scott From the day he was born He was trouble He was the thorn In his mother's side She tried in vain Criminologist But he never caused her nothing but shame
Dr. Everett v. Scott He left home the day she died From the day she was gone All he wanted Was rock and roll porn And a motorbike Shooting up junk Criminologist He was a low down cheap little punk
Dr. Everett v. Scott Taking everyone for a ride
Chorus When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter What a guy
Janet Weiss Makes you cry
Dr. Everett v. Scott And I did
Columbia Everybody shoved him I very nearly loved him I said hey listen to me Stay sane inside insanity But he locked the door And threw away the key Dr. Everett v. Scott But he must've been drawn Into something Making him warn me In a note which reads Chorus What's it say? What's it say?
Eddie I'm out of my head Oh hurry, or I may be dead They mustn't carry out their evil deeds Chorus When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife
Dr. Frank-N-Furter What a guy
Janet Weiss Makes you cry
Dr. Everett v. Scott And I did
Chorus When Eddie said he didn't like his teddy You knew he was a no good kid But when he threatened your life With a switch blade knife