Sixteen years old, looking for a hideaway I'm a set designer, my mum and dad's thinking I'm gay I'm a lazy bugger, but I like my sport Like girls and music, I'm happy, happy sort of a guy
But there's one thing I'm lacking It's sexual experience So I ask you, my sweetheart Save me from this wilderness
I've dreamed Honey of a night like this Yeah
Where I come from Love is just a hole in the wall And the steel mills ring out And generations heed the call
And the rain never stops And the skies are gray And the chance of romance Slim as a bright sunny day
This is partly the reason I'm so overwhelmed and shy Because your beauty, by contrast Is gonna make a young man cry
I've dreamed Honey of a night like this I've schemed Honey of a night like this
You don't know what it means to a boy From a suburban home To be left with a woman like you Completely alone
I've dreamed Honey of a night like this
Nice place you've got here, babe Never seen a house like this Pool like an ocean Bed like a football pitch
All the guys at the boozer Won't believe my luck But it couldn't have happened To a nicer bloke than me
So here we are The record's gotten stuck in the groove My knees are trembling C'mon baby, make a move
I've dreamed Honey of a night like this I've schemed Honey of a night like this
I've dreamed, I've schemed Honey of a night like this I've dreamed Honey of a night like this