I sat beside a man from Hollywood, California on a plane He said he had rich and famous friends, he liked droppin' names I said 'Howdy do, that's good for you, I dig a lot of those actors, But son you ain't got a thing on me, see I got friends with tractors'
They'll grow your groceries, haul a load Pull you out then fix the road They're good at slowin' speeders down When they pass through from out of town I live out in the country Happily ever after I got everything I need 'Cause I got friends with tractors
Come Friday night we hit the woods Go boggin' in our trucks It's just about a guarantee Some good ol' boy gets stuck Where I come from you can bet your buck A mud hole ain't a factor I'll sink mine to the floorboards 'Cause I got friends with tractors
They'll grow your groceries, haul a load Pull you out then fix the road They're good at slowin' speeders down When they pass through from out of town I live out in the country Happily ever after I got everything I need 'Cause I got friends with tractors
Yee haw!
I been to fancy five star restaurants And I left there barely fed They charged me for the water The butter and the bread That gourmet meal looked more to me Like fish bait on a cracker But I'll stay fat and happy 'Cause I got friends with tractors
They'll grow your groceries, haul a load Pull you out then fix the road They're good at slowin' speeders down When they pass through from out of town We live out in the country Happily ever after I got everything I need 'Cause I got friends with tractors Yeah I got everything I need 'Cause I got friends with tractor-r-r-rs Yee haw!
Yeah, man, talkin' 'bout Internationals, and John Deeres Massey-Fergusons, whatever you got We don't discriminate Front end loaders, bushalls, post hole diggers Need 'em, gotta have 'em I believe I do know one actor Is Larry The Cable Guy an actor?