there aint no wings on a pachyderm there too fat to fly there aint no wings on a barnyard pig there to fat to fly and there aint no wings on your big *** and there aint no wonder why if you get on I'm gettin off you're too fat to fly greyhound will get you there you're too fat to fly bus tires will need extra air you're too fat to fly
there's a box car on a circus train you're too fat to fly they'll hold ya down if it don't rain you're to fat to fly hitchike to alabam, big ol ham with a banjo on your thigh till they throw some hay ïn the cargo bay you're too fat to fly