Doctor, Doctor, can you cure me? A little pill, little something to assure me I’m gonna feel better when I walk outside your door He said: "Son, son, son, I know what your’re needin’ Your body is fine, it’s your soul that’s bleedin’ I got the same disease, ain’t nobody yet found the cure But if you find it, bottle it, you’ll be a rich man for sure"
This ain’t no joke (oh no!) Gotta know how to bend if you don’t wanna get broke (oh no!) Keep your peace in the Big Bad Game You know you gotta go a little loco to stay sane
General, General, I gotta ask it With my new uniform, do I get a casket And a one-way ticket, or do you plan to bring me back home? He said: "Son, son, son, that’s a good question Ain’t got an answer, just a suggestion Join up, find out, and hope you ain’t accident prone Even in the very best company, boy, we’re always alone"
This ain’t no joke (oh no!) Gotta know how to bend if you don’t wanna get broke (oh no!) Keep your peace in the Big Bad Game You know you gotta go a little loco to stay sane
More I dig in, the deeper the hole Come off the rails when I get on a roll Hangman’s tyin’ a noose on the line Keep a couple screws loose, and you’ll be fine
Fortuneteller lady, what do you see? Are there swerves, are there curves in the road up ahead of me Will I die rich or poor, lose my mind, or come to some sour end? She said: "Son, son, son, step into my booth You look like a nice young man, let me tell you the truth It’s a secret, now, don't tell any of your friends I ain't never seen the end of no story ‘cause no story ever ends"
This ain’t no joke (oh no!) Gotta know how to bend if you don’t wanna get broke (oh no!) Keep your peace in the Big Bad Game You know you gotta go a little loco...
This ain’t no joke (oh no!) Gotta know how to bend if you don’t wanna get broke (oh no!) Keep your peace in the Big Bad Game You know you gotta go a little loco to stay sane