Miraculous you call it babe, you ain't seen nothing yet. They got Pepsi in the Andes, they got McDonalds in Tibet. Yosemite's been turned into a golf course for the Japs, The Dead Sea is alive with rap.
Between the Tigris and Euphrates, there's a leisure centre now They got all kinds of sports, they got Bermuda shorts They had sex in Pennsylvania, a Brazilian grew a tree And a doctor in Manhattan saved a dying man for free
It's a miracle, it's a miracle It's a miracle, another miracle
By the grace of God Almighty And the pressures of the marketplace The human race has civilized itself It's a miracle
We got warehouses of butter, we got oceans of wine. We got famine when we need it, we got designer crime. We got Mercedes, we got Porsche, Ferrari and Rolls Royce, Yeah, we got choice. She said: Meet me in the Garden of Gethsemene, my dear. The Lord said: Peter, I can see your house from here. An honest man finally reaped what he had sown. And a farmer in Ohio has just repaid a loan.
It's a miracle, it's a miracle It's a miracle, another miracle
By the grace of God Almighty And the pressures of the marketplace The human race has civilized itself It's a miracle
We cower in our shelters with our hands over our ears Lloyd-Webber's awful stuff runs for years and years, and years, and years… An earthquake hits the theatre but the operetta lingers Then the piano lid comes down and breaks his fucking fingers It's a miracle