The Pros And Cons Of Hitchhiking (Live Rosemont Horizon Chicago 26th July 1984)
An angel on a Harley Pulls across to greet a fellow rolling stone Puts his bike up on it's stand Leans back and then extends A scarred and greasy hand...he said
Hells Angel :"How ya doin bro?...where ya been?...where ya goin?" Then he takes your hand In some strange Californian handshake And breaks the bone
Angels Moll :"Have a nice day"
A housewife from Encino Whose husbend's on the golf course With his book of rules Breaks and makes a 'U' and idles back To take a second look at you You flex you rod Fish takes the hook Sweet vodka and tobacco in her breath Another number in your little black book
These are the pros and cons of hitchhiking
Oh babe, I must be dreaming I'm standing on the leading edge The Eastern seaboard spread before my eyes "Jump" says Yoko "Oh No! I'm too scsred and too good looking" I cried "Go on",she says "Why don't you give it a try? Why prolong the agony all men must die"
Do you remember Dick Tracy? Do you remember Shane?
Joey :"And mother wants you"
Could you see him selling tickets Where the buzzard circles over
Joey :"Shane"
The body on the plain Did you understand the music Yoko Or was it all in vain?
Joey :"Shane"
The bitch said something mystical "Herro" So I stepped back on the kerb again