(Ladies and Gentlemen, please put your hands together, for william tecqwyn!)
(Eski boy, shake a leg, shake a leg) Oi! Dan! Wut you call this? Why have you got me spittin' on this? I don't usually spit on tracks like these But its just the start and I'm startin' to like it Watch producers try and buy me If you like it Don't fight it Dance with your grandma I'll be dancing with your auntie I got my hand on her bumm gettin' lively (But I bet your uncle can't wait for the SWITCH!) Now I move onto your girlfriend Me dancing with your girl Now that's hell friend I get randy Do you know what'd handy A little glass of brandy Now I'm skankin' with BIG chest Mandy Shakin' a leg in the middle of the dancefloor I'm givin' her what she asks for She got a hardback wind what more can she ask for
Chorus Come and shake a leg with me p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me Oi! (ariba) Come and shake a leg with me (ariba) oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me Whoa!
(Ladies and gentlemen, lets have a warm welcome for our next performer, Jose Fernandez)
(Skippa, Esta loca, oh! Hola! OK) This is loco flow to, Got a spanish flow to wiggle ya toe to come, Shake ya leg for a giggle Grab ya keys up, I got a knees up to go to Tap shoes black shoes any clapped shoes Going for the nachos and the free booze In a shirt you nicked off rodrigo Roll tight in a nylon tuxedo Red hot chilli peppers, hot jalepenos Mamas in hotpants tighter than speedos Left, right, backward, forward we go Lambada with a chica, Spittin' image of deebo I do the salsa with the old fogies Eatin runny guacomole green like bogies I'm listenin' to the sounds and I don't mind neither Shakin' a leg with a funny old geezer
Chorus Come and shake a leg with me p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me Oi! (ariba) Come and shake a leg with me (ariba) oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me Whoa!
(Ladies and gentleman, will you please put your hands together for the Ethnal from Bethnal)
(Scratch, Eiiiii, eiiiii) Wut? This sounds like the job for me The ethnal from bethnal shakin' a l-e-g which l-e-g third l-e-g Yeah! He's a wrong'un Known to be a liberty Like him. I can't see me sittin' on this But I like music so I'm spittin' on this You chose me to come and spit all over this one And then have a little wander around and get drunk Woteva the weather I make bars make cheddar Drive cars with leather So don't ask who's clever (Who's clever?) We're clever And I'm clever, he's clever, she's clever (Smart) And she's out and about with no fella And I've had a couple of stella I feel leathered Now she's over the moon, she's up weather She's one on for the big style wheneva She makes me feel betta!
Chorus Come and shake a leg with me p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me Oi! (ariba) Come and shake a leg with me (ariba) oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me Whoa!
Come and shake a leg with me p-p-p-p-please shake a leg with me Oi! (ariba) Come and shake a leg with me (ariba) oh-oh-oh-oh-please shake a leg with me Whoa!