Good evening one and all - We're all so glad to see you here We'll play your fav'rite songs, while you all soak up the atmosphere We'll start with Old Man River, Then Maybe Stormy Weather, too I'm sure you know just what to do On with the show, good health to you Please pour another glass It's time ot watch the cabaret Your wife will never know That you're not really working late Your hostess is Wendy You'll find her very friendly, too And we don't care just what you do On with the show, good health to you
And if by chance you find That you can't make it anymore We'll put you in a cab And take you safely to the door Oh we've got all the answers And we've got lovely dancers too, There's nothing else you have to do On with the show, good health to you
You're all such lovely people Dancing gaily round the floor But if you have to fight, please Take your troubles out the door And now I say with sorrow Until this time tomorrow, oh We'll bid you all a fond adieu On with the show, good health to you