Try not to laugh at the clothes that they wear Didn't mother teach you that it's not polite to stare Don't make a scene when you see them arm in arm It's best to just act casual as if you're not alarmed Just look the other way if they should dare to show affection And hope to god that they use condoms for their own protection.
Just try, try, try to open up your heart This worl is big enough for some of us To play a different part It's not fair to persecute them for a sumple twist of fate Some of my best friends are straight.
Try not to wince at their backyard barbecues Be tactful when you tell them that their socks don't match their shoes And when they drive by in their souped-up automodbiles Dont shout "You look ridiculous up there on those big wheels!" Though the lifestyle they have chosen seema a bit outrageous Take comfort in the fact that their conditions not contagious.
Just try, try try....
Although at times their preference makes them hard to tolerate Some of my best friends are straight We've got to understand they cannot help themselves And if it disturbs you, perhaps you have those tendecies yourself!!
Try not to gawk when you see them at the mall Don't freak out at the gym if one should share your shower stall Try not to smirk at the hairdos that they sport Though at times you'd like to haul them off to fashion court And if in fact you find yourself compelled to intervene Just gently recomment they find a barber whose a queen
Just try, try, try to open up your heart This world is big enough for some of us To play a different part Although they have a tendency to overpopulate Some of my best friends are straight Now I might not want my sister to take one on a date But some of my best friends are One of your best friends could be Even someone right beside you could be straight.