The Nurse: Ha, ha, ha! I hear you laugh! Ha, ha, ha! Such a childish laugh You don't understand what it means to love You should not make fun of the heart Ha, ha, ha! You are so cocksure I've met imbeciles who are more mature You live half a life, you walk in the shade If the game of love isn't ever played You should heed my words
Benvolio: Ha, ha, ha! Well, that is rich What can we hope to learn from this worn-out witch? Handsome Romeo is just having fun They'll be this one, and then another one Love is for the birds
All: Ugly or beautiful Life is all twists and turns No map to show us where to go Where will life lead us Who's to know? Ugly or beautiful We're all afraid of love We guard against it with our lives But we thank God we're here to rise
The Nurse: Ha, ha, ha! What can I do? 'Ha ha ha' is all I get from you You are all so vain Love is just a joke One day all your dreams will go up in smoke Laughter turns to screams
Mercutio: Ha ha ha! Love is just a phase With the young it can last for days Lovers' tears aren't real, and their pain's not deep It's a time to laugh, not a time to weep They dream harmless dreams
All: Ugly or beautiful Life is all twists and turns No map to show us where to go Where will life lead us Who's to know? Ugly or beautiful We're all afraid of love We guard against it with our lives But we thank God we're here to rise
Benvolio: Ugly or beautiful We're all afraid, afraid of love
Mercutio: Love is only for the birds
All: Ugly or beautiful Life is all twists and turns No map to show us where to go Where will life lead us Who's to know? Ugly or beautiful We're all afraid of love We guard against it with our lives But we thank God we're here to rise