Yo, listen up, Have a holla from Ron Naked Mole Rap is the Name of the song Here’s the story you know its glory Ain’t hot,nothin' Don’t know what the truth is, How Ron met Rufus Never heard a cat ark Never heard a puppy purr My dad’s allergic to every kind of fur So I searched for hairless pets On the internet saw a j-pag of a pink thing gotta name it somethin'
What is that, that freaky thing? (Yes, that’s right It’s a naked mole rat) C’mon, y’all, let the girlies sing (Listen to the naked mole rap)
What is that, that freaky thing? (Yes, that’s right It’s a naked mole rat) Hey, wait I can’t hear the girlies sing (Listen to the naked mole rap)
I heard Smarty Mart was Havin’ a sale On a hairless pink rodent With a long skinny tail It seemed that this could be a solution The perfect pet for my dad’s Sensitive constitution So the manager came To open the cage He said, “You know this pet’s hairless?” I said I couldn’t care less handed him to me he said, “Be careful, don’t drop it, And do you want this cage?” No I'll keep him in my pocket
What is that, that freaky thing? (Yes, that’s right It’s a naked mole rat) C’mon, y’all, let the girlies sing (Listen to the naked mole rap)
What is that, that freaky thing? (Yes, that’s right It’s a naked mole rat) gonna buy me, some bling bling (Listen to the naked mole rap)
Can I get a boo-ya Can I get a boo-ya love to catch a camera sat cheese, smile for the camera say cheese
We go to Bueno nacho chimeritoand a naco always grande size and Why not? I’m buyin’ Rufus in my pocket You can’t stop it Can’t top it, don’t drop it You might just pop it Rufus and Ron Stoppable With our best friend kim possible
We’re not afraid of any attack we say Yo, K.P. we’ve got your back
What is that, that freaky thing? (Yes, that’s right It’s a naked mole rat) C’mon, y’all, let the girlies sing (Listen to the naked mole rap)
What is that? Super freaky thing! (Yes, that’s right It’s a naked mole rat) C’mon, y’all, let the girlies sing (Listen to the naked mole rap) (Listen to the naked mole rap)