Chorus: She's a soft melody, yeah, like a whisper inside your head (back in the day) Memories of wanting something different out of life, but you just You gotta remember, that yearning inside yourself Even if you are forced to wake from this dream Your waifu remains in your hearto
Bedford: Cuz in my mind she's shining shining, with long hair flying Eyes sparkle like a starry midnight sky, and I'm dying Creamy supple skin, dat DFC, and I'm pining For a girl that can't exist in my dimension, I'm crying But oh, I'd give it all, I'd give my heart and my soul If she could hear my call, I'd even let a hungry deer nibble on my balls, I'll never give up, I'll never give in, for me 2D until the end
Ronery: My friends would've left me if I'd ever made any Life is looking bleak, dimensions, I got too many I should just commit sudoku I would have done already if I didn't have my waifu Hope that I'll see her in my dreams tonight, Because 2D love just feels so right It's what I need! To cross the boundary! We wanna make our dreams come true!
Both: Your waifu's in your soul, she's in your soul, in your soul Your waifu is laifu, deep in your soul She's in your heart, she's in your soul, in your soul
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Bedford: Back then I thought it was a game, Something for lonely weebs to play And while away their days, and drown their pain And then I saw her and I knew that I was the same Because she looked right into my soul as i came I felt so bad, cuz she's pure and I'm so lewd For spraying hot glue on other people's waifus I put the blame on this skin that I'm in, Wish that I could tear it off and be born again
Ronery: Oh, I think I'm losing my mind Because I try so very hard all the time to find Qualities in 3D that I like But everything I tell myself is a lie Why can't I find oppai That don't sweat, that don't sag, that don't die I'd be fine with lolis but in real life That would make me me a pedophile
Both: Still she's In my soul, in my soul in my soul, my waifu, my laifu, she's in my soul She's in my heart, she's in my soul, in my soul
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Both: I think about her all the time The lines are blurred, sometimes I feel absurd, The way I feel I can't describe, it's just There are no nouns, no verbs or adjectives That show the love I want to give to her Why can't we just cut the shit and cut out the Z axis, and just make ourselves fit Someday I'll be able to hold her. Someday we will.