Ronnie Radke feat. Andy Biersack - - I'm an Asshole | Текст песни

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• Ronnie Radke feat. Andy Biersack -
• I'm an Asshole

I got an insane posse
We ain't clowns though
I ain't a juggalo, but I always
Fucking juggle hoes
And maybe it’s in my nature
But I never wanna date her
She's like a shot of vodka
'Cause I always gotta chase her
What's the fucking problem
With a one night stand?
I'm never gonna settle down
You need to understand
And let me keep it simple
I'm officially single
And I won't miss you, here's a tissue
I got issues, believe me
And I always see my mommy
In every woman I meet
But I hate my fucking mother
Motherfucker it's weak
So please believe me
I'm a needy insecure fucking freak
And it ain't as easy
Or as dreamy you thought it would be
Took her out dinner, went
And tried to kiss her
Open up my eyes
The fucking bitch was checking twitter
Ladies, I ain't trying to be rude
But I'll never date a bitch
Who instagrams her fucking food

Oh, I lost my fucking mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an asshole baby

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
(I'm an asshole baby)
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole

I'm an asshole baby

Check up in the scene in mid-2006
I was automatically labeled
As a god damn prick
I go to prison and get out
And I'm back at it (hi guys)
I ain't afraid to go back
Better watch that lip
But the music nowadays always sound the same
But it's pretty fucking lame
With you fucking lames claim
To be real music and you got to feel stupid
To be still choosing to abuse the privilege
And you still use it
Lately all you bands
Do the same damn shit
Same break down snare kicking lame ass riff
And everybody still fucking
The same lame damn bitch
That comes to every show
Showing her fake ass tits
But not me, I'm on a whole other planet
And I'll be damned if I sit back
And let this fucking shit happen
I'm an assassin, with that music and fashion
When I cash out, no backtracks I stack racks
I cashed in

Oh, I lost my fucking mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can't stand myself
I'm an asshole baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can't stand myself
'Cause I'm an asshole baby

Alright, everybody
On the fucking ground right now,
Andy, here (alright)
You all are going to fucking die
Fuck you, fuck your tweets
Fuck everything about you
Social media my fucking ass

I'm an asshole baby

Last but not least
I want to thank my fans
The best damn fanbase
A band could have
And to show appreciation for how grateful I am
Here's a mic stand sure
Take it home to your dad

I got arrested for a crime that I didn’t commit
And I never beat my girlfriend
She's a god damn bitch man
The truth is that she was pissed, I broke it off
So what she did was calculate a plan to hurt me Any chance she could get (damn)
Fuck it, her plot didn’t work the jig is up
And everybody knows whose berserk
All you tough guys, and wise guys
Gangsters on that Wi-Fi
Are bitches in real life
And in real life I will fight
Just because I rock the skinny jeans
And a belt don’t mean shit motherfucker
I will knock your ass out for real
'Cause I'm pissed off
I’ll piss on anybody
'Cause I spit raw, I split yalls I'm hip hop
I'll Nicholas cage your face off

Oh, I lost my fucking mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can’t stand myself
I'm an asshole baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can’t stand myself
'Cause I'm an asshole baby

Oh, I lost my fucking mind
It happens all the time
'Cause I can’t stand myself
I'm an asshole baby
Oh, I'm fashionably late
I'm the one you love to hate
'Cause I can’t stand myself
'Cause I'm an asshole baby

I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
(I'm an asshole baby)
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole
I'm an asshole

I'm an asshole baby

Welcome to the fucking mixtape
2014 and beyond
Me, Ronnie Radke
And a whole bunch of other crazy motherfuckers
(Andy Biersack hahaha)
You don’t like it go fuck yourself (hahahahaha)

Now, kids, it’s just a fucking joke
Relax