This is a disclaimer Please think twice Before you act on my bad advice Put your drink on the table Without a coaster Take a cosy bath With a plugged in toaster Run a marathon Holding scissors Turn the cloud sync On for all your nude pictures Plan your life 'round dating Your favorite youtuber Pill off your skin So you can get more nuder Spend your Tuesdays Watching videos by Roomie Get plastic surgery To look like Wayne Rooney