[TAY] You are now about to witness the strength of big lobbies [Ted Cruz] Straight out of options a crazy mutha f*&ka named Ted Cruz Born in Canada, with a bad attitude At a cook off, I bring a sawed off Squeeze the trigger and bacon is hauled off
[Chris Christie] Guess who boy, it’s Chris Christie Shut your bridge down if you f*&k with me Heart Attack! That’s how I’m going down Not you punk ass Dems that are showing out
[Carson] Carson here, I mumble, because I’m humbled I swear I stabbed a guy in his shiny belt buckle Going off on my mother f*&king like that, with a hammer Don’t look into my past.
[Fiorina] Fiorina on the move Ain’t ever come upon a job that I can’t lose A CEO who’s now freelancing Had some problems with corporate finances HP inkjet was the plan Hundred million dollas made selling to Iran
[Jeb Bush] Jeb Bush losing hope, no maybe I’m losing ground in the polls, daily and weekly, monthly and yearly I hope Koch brothers will see clearly That I’m down with the capital G-O-P Boy you can’t f*&k with me My brother was President, that’s bad luck ‘Cuz when he left the economy sucked Fly the sign, Mission Accomplished The Bush is back, boy, you’re runnin’ straight outta Options
[TAY] Yo Rubio [RUBIO] Whassup? [TAY] Tell em why you run! [RUBIO] ::chokes::
[Trump] Straight outta options! Another crazy ass mogul I’m in the news more than Jared Fogle I’m the best businessman and you know this Though the bankruptcy courts won’t show this But I don’t give a f*&k, I’m gonna say my thoughts Don’t care if it offends mexicans and broads, you were mean to me The best solution is a wall, and I can get Mexico to pay it all All the polls around me show I’m winning I say another crazy thing, I go up in it So if you’re moderating at a debate I will call you a loser or bleeding out your face The muslims are bad, and I won’t let them come through Sure, my facts are wrong, but who needs truth I’m really done with being so PC It’s not too late to make America great! Donald Trump is not one to roll over Give me a nuclear bomb, it’s game over.
[Hilary Clinton] No, it’s my time to be the prez herself, ‘Cuz I waited 8 years in my personal hell Security is minimum – no firewall H-I-L spells Email scandal, See because I’ll say whatever’s pollin’, The numbers are clear, to the white house I’ll be rollin’ And making Bill my number two I still can’t seem to connect with youth Wall Street donations fund my trips Because they know that I’m down with the establishment Straight outta Options…
[TAY] Bernie is his name and you all runnin’…
[Bernie Sanders] …straight outta Options! is a brotha that’ll cover yo’ mother and help the system to recover Dan-ger-ous, tax evading billionaires And when the banks get caught they get bailed See, I don’t give a f*&k about dollars I see a motherf*&kin comb I don’t bother But I’m smart, crowd source, I don’t lie People are worried, I might die Raising lots of money, breaking records show a movement risin’ No more citizens united, bank rollin So what about the banks who got bailed? We fight it! You think I give a damn about bankers? They get indicted! This is the autobiography of Bernie, and if you wanna vote for me You’ll be siding with a grumpy old grandpa yelling brotha last hope motherf*&ker, straight outta options.