Ross Everett - STRAIGHT OUTTA OPTIONS(CENSORED) | Текст песни

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[TAY] You are now about to witness the strength of big lobbies
[Ted Cruz]
Straight out of options a crazy mutha f*&ka named Ted Cruz
Born in Canada, with a bad attitude
At a cook off, I bring a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger and bacon is hauled off

[Chris Christie]
Guess who boy, it’s Chris Christie
Shut your bridge down if you f*&k with me
Heart Attack! That’s how I’m going down
Not you punk ass Dems that are showing out

[Carson]
Carson here, I mumble, because I’m humbled
I swear I stabbed a guy in his shiny belt buckle
Going off on my mother f*&king like that,
with a hammer
Don’t look into my past.

[Fiorina]
Fiorina on the move
Ain’t ever come upon a job that I can’t lose
A CEO who’s now freelancing
Had some problems with corporate finances
HP inkjet was the plan
Hundred million dollas made selling to Iran

[Jeb Bush]
Jeb Bush losing hope, no maybe
I’m losing ground in the polls, daily
and weekly, monthly and yearly
I hope Koch brothers will see clearly
That I’m down with the capital G-O-P
Boy you can’t f*&k with me
My brother was President, that’s bad luck
‘Cuz when he left the economy sucked
Fly the sign, Mission Accomplished
The Bush is back, boy, you’re runnin’ straight outta Options

[TAY] Yo Rubio
[RUBIO] Whassup?
[TAY] Tell em why you run!
[RUBIO] ::chokes::

[Trump]
Straight outta options! Another crazy ass mogul
I’m in the news more than Jared Fogle
I’m the best businessman and you know this
Though the bankruptcy courts won’t show this
But I don’t give a f*&k, I’m gonna say my thoughts
Don’t care if it offends mexicans and broads, you were mean to me
The best solution is a wall, and I can get Mexico to pay it all
All the polls around me show I’m winning
I say another crazy thing, I go up in it
So if you’re moderating at a debate
I will call you a loser or bleeding out your face
The muslims are bad, and I won’t let them come through
Sure, my facts are wrong, but who needs truth
I’m really done with being so PC
It’s not too late to make America great!
Donald Trump is not one to roll over
Give me a nuclear bomb, it’s game over.

[Hilary Clinton]
No, it’s my time to be the prez herself,
‘Cuz I waited 8 years in my personal hell
Security is minimum – no firewall
H-I-L spells Email scandal,
See because I’ll say whatever’s pollin’,
The numbers are clear, to the white house I’ll be rollin’
And making Bill my number two
I still can’t seem to connect with youth
Wall Street donations fund my trips
Because they know that I’m down with the establishment
Straight outta Options…

[TAY] Bernie is his name and you all runnin’…

[Bernie Sanders]
…straight outta Options!
is a brotha that’ll cover yo’ mother
and help the system to recover
Dan-ger-ous, tax evading billionaires
And when the banks get caught they get bailed
See, I don’t give a f*&k about dollars
I see a motherf*&kin comb I don’t bother
But I’m smart, crowd source, I don’t lie
People are worried, I might die
Raising lots of money, breaking records show a movement risin’
No more citizens united, bank rollin
So what about the banks who got bailed? We fight it!
You think I give a damn about bankers? They get indicted!
This is the autobiography of Bernie, and if you wanna vote for me
You’ll be siding with a grumpy old grandpa yelling brotha
last hope motherf*&ker, straight outta options.